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So this time I’m actually posting the photo shoot in the same month that it happened! Yay!

So this month I decided to strip down to my goatee — no, I kept my clothes on! Actually, I also took the mustache off, so this is somewhat the inverse of my Project: FH – January 2009 style of just the mustache. This time around I had my Nerf guns! Beware!

Hmm, something must smell funky

Die, evil Locust scum!

Well... I'm... Not really sure what the hell was going on here... At my own expense, I include it. Am I a friggin' monkey, what the fu...

Stare down the barrel of my gun, my subjects!

Yes, with my pea shooter around this corner, you shall meet your maker

Taking a knee is actually quite stabilizing... I me learned that thar in the paint ball, yessiree!

Snipers always lie down, right?

I can see you!

The Buddy Robert Zone, this time with a gun instead of a hand!

Do you have tickets? To the gun show?

Whatever will you do now that I'm aiming two guns at you?

Ben Stiller has nothing on me! Nothing!

And finally, the moment you’ve all been waiting for…

Because looking down the barrel of a gun is always more fun if it's artistic!

Sorry for the delay on posting this, but I’ve been busy. In any case, here are the photos from my Project: FH for February 2009. I basically took my signature look, the trimmed full-facial hair, and took out the jaw & neck hair for a more professional look. I’ve just completed the March look but I need Laura to take some pictures of it still.

This ended up turning into a full-on photo shoot, one that was a lot of fun to do and mostly inspired by the Shewchuk shoot that John Hawkins did. Have fun! Oh, and on a side note, please excuse any blurry photos. Some of the earlier ones are, but we eventually setup a tripod for the remainder.

Apparently, I'm deep in thought about what to do in the upcoming photo shoot...

Just me, smiling, because you're all in the Robert Zone...

One of my best Barack Obama impressions.

Looking very presidential, as always.

At least I don't think for so long that I turn to stone!

Zoolander, eat your heart out!

A nice backed-up shot of my Zoolander-ness.

This time I thought I'd use a post to help me think. Get it, get it? Haha! :p

Actually, this is a pretty good photo of me. Even with the Dueling Dragons.

I certainly do a lot of thinking whilst looking very presidential, don't I?

Gangsta, yo!

I'd say something about being denied something by Laura here, but she'd get upset at me.

I really have no idea what I was doing... But it sure looks funny.

And yes, my dog totally rocks! Best dawg evar!

The Buddy Robert Zone!

Attempting to figure out how to rule the world...

Aha! I've done it! I've figured out how to rule the world!

Quick, I shall call my minions to do my evil bidding!

Whoops... No minions, just a 40-Year Old Virgin-style shot. Blast, my plan is done for!

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, an artistic look at one of my photos! This has already appeared online as my new avatar. Boo-yah!

Now I'm artistically looking presidential!

Due to DaCold, I have postponed Project: FH for February… I may just wait until March. Sorry all, i know you were looking forward to it today!

‘StacheX got me thinking about how often I change my facial hair… Not very. I used to try to change my hairstyle pretty often, and usually to sub-par results. Now I just keep it the same style because it works well.

But I almost never change my facial hair. Besides the mustache, I’ve only done something to my facial hair twice (besides trimming the length down like I always do).

But now, once a month, I’ll start sporting a brand-new facial hair style that I’ve never had before. Some outlandish, some subtle. I figure I’ll try to give the styles at least a couple days, since if I continually try to keep clean-shaven, I break out.

So the mustache was the first one. The next one is coming your way on February 1st/2nd!