Dec 18 2014

Everybody knows about Switzerland the country, right? If not, click that link.

Good now? Good. Now I’ll explain to you how I am Switzerland.

A friend of mine recently said that I am like Switzerland. Unfortunately, said friend is currently in a row with other friends of mine. There’s a decent amount of he-said/she-said in this particular drama. Although one side isn’t comprised entirely of hes, nor is the opposing side entirely comprised of shes. Anywho, in this drama between friends, one of them referred to me as Switzerland. And I think the descriptor fits.

Why am I Switzerland? Because I stay neutral. I don’t take sides. If I don’t have any concrete evidence that someone’s doing something actually malicious, illegal, or what have you, if the particular drama doesn’t actually involve me… I stay neutral. Let’s look at examples, shall we? Perhaps these examples will help illustrate the stances I would take in drama between friends/family.

Friend A and B were previously dating. Friend B cheated on Friend A. They break up, and drama ensues. Do I get involved? No. Do I stay neutral? Yes. Sure, there was a wrong here, even if Friend B admits to having cheated on Friend A. But that indiscretion doesn’t necessarily harm my friendship with either party. Sure, I disapprove of the cheating. But if Friend B has generally been a good person otherwise and we’ve been solid friends to date, why would I cut them off? Their issues don’t involve me and I don’t need to inject myself into that situation.

Family Member (FM) A and FM B have drama. FM B tried to steal something from A. Do I get involved? Maybe. Do I stay neutral? I try to help resolve the issue, if I get involved. I’m not going to cut off FM B because they tried to steal something from FM A. Yes, it’s wrong and illegal. But they’re family. They’re both my family. Unless they attempted to kill FM A, there’s no reason I should cut them off. There’s not even a very strong reason to take a side, unless FM B gets to be really unreasonable over it all. It may not be necessary for me to get involved to try to help resolve the problem. So if I don’t need to get involved, I’m definitely going to try to not take sides. If I have to get involved, well… I’ll try to resolve it from as neutral a position as possible.

Friend C stabbed Friend D. Well yes. I take sides on this one and probably call the cops, too. C’mon now.

FM C takes issue with my significant other. Yep, I take sides on this one. I won’t say that my significant other will 100% get my support (because they might’ve done something really mean), but the likelihood that I’ll not take their side is pretty low.

So… Why am I blogging about this? What prompted this post? Well… There are multiple instances of drama between family and friends in my life right now. Some family members have been having drama now for several months, and there have been spurts of drama between my friends for at least a couple of years now. In all of these cases, I’m playing the role of Switzerland.

And now, a note to you, my friends and family. Make sure you keep all of the following information in mind, if you’re in drama where I’m staying neutral.

By my not taking sides, this does not mean I have taken a side against you. It doesn’t mean I don’t sympathize if you were wronged. It doesn’t mean I care less or more for either party. It means that your drama doesn’t, and from my perspective shouldn’t, involve me. If I’m staying neutral, then you really need to accept that and continue to be friends/family with me. Because if you don’t, then you’re likely going to drive me to take a side – the one opposite you.

I don’t take sides if I can help it, because I value all of my friends and family. If nobody’s really being a shitty person, then why would I inject myself into a situation that doesn’t need to involve me?

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Why I’m On A Social Media Hiatus (And Why It Might Be Permanent)

Jul 29 2014

If you’re my friend and paid extremely close attention nearly 2 months ago, you’ll know that I’m currently on a hiatus from social media (Facebook, Twitter, Google+, etc). If you’re my friend and just seem to have noticed I’m almost completely inactive on social media, then good on you. You also might just be a general follower of mine on social media, and have noticed. Good on you too! Otherwise, if you’re unaware… I’m on hiatus. And I’m not entirely sure that it’ll ever end, at the rate things are going.

The original reason for my social media hiatus was that I had a number of people assuming my particular position on hot-button social issues. Some instances were misinterpretation, others were “filling in the holes” that happens occasionally on Twitter, since 140 characters is oftentimes not enough room to fully express one’s thoughts. Regardless of the reasons and blame (at least part lies with me, of course; I am the common denominator), I took a break.

My break has been pretty excellent, I do have to say. I’m less stressful. I have more time to do other fun things instead of voraciously consuming social media – video games, TV, movies, books, seeing friends, etc. Sure, I’m missing out a bit on local/regional/societal/world/etc. news, mostly because social media has been a big part of the way I’ve informed myself over the last few years. But all the negativity and stress that social media brings me has been missing while I’ve been away.

Back when I first started using social media, it was pretty excellent. I had plentiful opportunities to keep up with the lives of my friends and family. This is primarily what I want to use social media for, in the end. I want to stay connected and informed on the lives of those whom I know. I no longer live in Las Vegas, for example, so it’s nice to keep tabs on my friends who still live there. I haven’t lived in either of the two main hubs for my family since ever, so social media gives me an opportunity to know what’s going on in my family without having to traverse a phone call tree to inform myself.

But these days, social media is such a drain on me. It’s devolved into this shouting ground – at least here in the United States. It’s negative and stressful for me. Some of this is due in part to who my friends and family are – as a general rule, everybody I’m friends with on Facebook or follower on Twitter are very passionate and vocal about their causes. This here is the crux of my problem.

Everything Is A Cause

It sure seems this way. Someone very close to me recently remarked that they just didn’t have time to keep up with and support (or decline to support) the plethora of causes being championed on Facebook. This was said to me after I started my hiatus, and by George they hit on a reason social media has so negatively affected my mood up until this hiatus. Everybody has a cause they are advancing. Many people have more than one. And these causes are exhausting my limits for compassion and action.

One big cause from a lot of my friends is feminism. I mean, a lot of my friends. Now don’t get me wrong. I consider myself a male ally and support reasonable feminism where and when I can (i.e. I don’t support what I consider to be extremist or unrealistic feminism). If others don’t think I’m a male ally, well, I disagree with them and let’s leave it at that. But the problem is that with so many friends championing the cause of feminism so heavily on social media, I get burnt out on it. Very, very quickly.

I feel like my feminism well has run dry. I am emotionally exhausted on feminism because when I was still active daily on social media, I saw it everywhere. All the time. And I know that’s part of the intention for feminism and other causes – persistent public pressure and prevalence (alliteration for the win) help to further the cause. But for me, on multiple occasions, I have felt overwhelmed by the sheer volume and have essentially had to shut that part of my brain down and ignore any continued messages.

Feminism is but one example. Please don’t get the impression like I’m trying to pick on feminism here. I’m not. It’s just a prime example given the construction of my friends and family. There are other causes I see very often in social media as well, such as gay rights, violence in video games, and (anti-) vaccinations. These are all examples of causes that often appear in my social media consumption. It’s all drowned out what I really want to use social media for – updates on my friends’ and family’s lives. I know there are ways to prune down to what I’m looking for, but they’re not foolproof. I can’t just turn of retweets for some people because some of their retweets might be relevant to their life and not a particular cause. I can’t just ignore updates from one person on Facebook because then I don’t get their baby photos (although those are everywhere too…).

It’s just the total volume of the causes. Not just the big ones. The small ones too. I have causes for bunnies crop up occasionally. Hell, I even get some for road construction. Cumulatively, it’s too much. I can’t be emotionally invested in every cause. I can’t read all the articles. Sign all the petitions. Spread the word. It’s too much. And this isn’t limited to just my very liberal-heavy network, mind you.

People Have Devolved

This isn’t across the board by any means, but I’m sure most everybody can relate. Debate and discussion in this country has devolved very fiercely. It happens all the way from our federal government on down to those unfortunate enough to be homeless. Nobody can discuss or debate anything in a rational way anymore. Oh, you expected a civil debate on a politically charged Facebook post? Silly you. I cannot tell you the sheer number of times even a slightly heated topic on Facebook became a flame war rife with name-calling and ridiculous threats.

This is where the bulk of my negative associations with social media stem from. Whether they’re my posts or someone else’s, the rhetoric on causes and political posts is abhorrent. Nobody can talk to each other like they’re human anymore. Nobody creates proper arguments. Straw men litter the landscape and when that doesn’t work, people just stick to their beliefs. Fact no longer reigns supreme. I believe you’re wrong and I’m right, and no evidence to the contrary will cause me to think otherwise.

Since when did we become so closed-minded? When did we become so divided? So politicized? We used to be a community. A nation. Now we’re just two (or more) sides yelling at each other. We act like the other side is filled to the brim with worshippers of Satan. All because the other side thinks differently about how something should be.

Sure, sometimes the ill feelings are deserved (some people are truly horrible, such as rapists). But in so very, very many cases, they are not.

The Top 56 Reasons Why This Video Is The Greatest Thing Ever – EVER

Buzzfeed and other click-baity websites contribute to both of my previous two points about causes and the de-evolution of civility in our society. Their headlines really are just click bait. Can you possibly live until you’ve gotten to see a photo montage of basically every moment of Doc Brown in all three Back to the Future movies? How many top-10 cities in the US list can you read before you finally feel like you actually know what the real top 10 cities in this country are?

We have devalued real journalism far too much in this social media age. We want our information now, and in many cases we don’t even bother to read the damn article. We just see the headline and veer into a rage (see points #1 and #2 above). It’s maddening. All of the time and effort spent on legitimate journalism at real outlets is lost and glossed over in favor of something quick and useless. And we inform ourselves using these unjournalistic websites!

I loathe them. I looked at two or three Buzzfeed articles before I vowed I would never again give them one more click. One more page view. And I’ve taken that approach with every other website of its ilk, including things like Upworthy, which I generally agree with because they’re pretty liberal over there.

I get so tired of seeing these websites crop up in my social media.

In Conclusion

Unless I find a way to get around these problems so I can focus on the content in social media that I care about, then I’m likely going to remain on an indefinite hiatus. I apologize if I’m missing things from you and your life as a result of this hiatus. Please don’t forget I exist though. Invite me to things. You can text or call me to update me on things. I shouldn’t have to buy in to the ridiculousness that social media has become these days in order to have a social life outside of social media.

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Autoplay Media – Just… Stop

Jan 09 2014

Do you use Facebook? Chances are, you do. I do. Almost everybody I know uses Facebook. That means you’ve likely seen one of their newest changes – videos that automatically play in your newsfeed as you scroll past them.

I can’t even begin to tell you how much I hate this “feature.”

Alright, so autoplay audio and video have been around forever on the Internet. Autoplay audio has been around forever. Some of the earliest websites I remember visiting had background audio that automatically started and had no controls surfaced to the user. Only when Internet connection speeds increased and video players got better did we see the autoplay trend make its way to video. And I really, really hate autoplay media. I can’t think of very many friends of mine who actually like that feature, either.

Why have I decided to blog about this now? Well, a little while ago I was making a quick check of my Facebook newsfeed when a video scrolled into view from a friend. Thankfully, Facebook doesn’t autoplay the audio on these videos, but they video itself does. And this was a very graphic video showing girls driving a car and getting into a wreck because they were texting instead of paying attention to the road. Note that this was all fiction. I’m not going to get into the specific video much here – the message was that texting and driving is bad, and I agree. What I’m more concerned about is that I did not want to watch it.

I can handle all kinds of things in video. I’ve watched action movies since I was a kid. Horrible blood and gore, you name it. So the video didn’t really shock me as far as a graphic portrayal of teens getting into a wreck. The problem is that I didn’t want to watch it. If I had, I would have clicked a damn play button. But no, it started playing and I had no way of avoiding seeing graphic images. It incensed me because what if I wasn’t in a safe environment (i.e. work, but let’s save the Facebook-at-work argument for another day)? What if I were a kid? As a parent, I’m damn sure I wouldn’t want my kid watching that video.

Let’s dispense with the argument of not allowing your kids to use Facebook, by the way. Even if you don’t allow your kids to explicitly use Facebook, they might without your knowledge. Besides, Facebook isn’t the only website that automatically plays media. Many, many others do.

Let’s step things up a notch. Let’s take ESPN’s website as an example. Some of their articles have embedded videos, and a lot of the time, if there’s an embedded video, it automatically plays. What’s even worse is that the audio is automatically enabled as well. Now I’ll grant that some people probably like the “convenience” of an autoplay video on a sports website. But you only have to click one button to play a video that is paused! That’s not so hard, is it? To save the rest of us our sanity?

Let’s go one step up again – the NFL website. It’s like ESPN, except that there’s usually an ad on the beginning of their autoplay videos. That’s even worse! An automatic video & audio ad playing when I open a page? It’s like I’m having my senses assaulted sometimes. And the worst is that the NFL website does not allow you to pause an ad. So if I open a page that has an embedded video with an ad, I am forced to allow the ad play itself out in its entirety before I can pause the stupid video attached that I wasn’t going to watch anyway. At the very least, NFL, you could allow me to pause the ad. It wouldn’t even have to skip the ad – just allow me to pause it.

But really, you shouldn’t be autoplaying audio and video anywhere on a webpage. Want to know why? I’m specifically looking at websites with articles. Journalistic outlets. When I browse CNN’s website (or ESPN, or NFL, etc), I look at the list of article links and open the ones I want to read in new tabs. Now CNN does it right – no autoplay media, unless that’s the only content on a page (which I still slightly disagree with, but I understand). So when I open up ten articles in tabs, I don’t suddenly have ten tabs playing CPU-consuming video and bogging down my browser. I don’t end up with ten tabs all possibly playing audio at once, blasting me with an unintelligible mix of ads, music, and people talking.

But NFL and ESPN… Your websites are shit for this. It honestly makes me not want to use your websites. If I want to read multiple articles on your website and open them in multiple tabs, I end up having to go through all the opened tabs and try to stop any autoplay media before I go back and read the first article I opened. And the unpausable NFL ads make this really painful. Screw looking at your websites during a lunch break at work. I have to mute my computer in order to do that.

Seriously, website operators. Just say no to autoplay media. I don’t know very many people who like it, other than advertisers. And don’t give me that bullshit about disabling plugins, or enabling blocking plugins, or just putting up with it. The common Internet user might not have enough savvy to enable/disable plugins to avoid this kind of thing. Besides, I don’t want to actually disable Flash/video/audio in my browser, because then I can’t use that on other websites. And I don’t want to disable it for certain websites because I might actually want to watch a video on NFL!

Just stop with the autoplay media. And please shoot me if I ever do that on any of my own websites.

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A Party Game For Horrible People

Feb 17 2013

Cards Against HumanityEver played Cards Against Humanity? I hope for your sake, you have. It is hilariously awesome. If you’ve ever played Apples to Apples then you’re familiar with the gist of CAH. The idea is that everybody has a hand of white cards with some sort of statement. It could say “Seppuku” or “Poor Life Choices” for example. Play rotates around the players. Each player draws a black card and reads it out to the other players. The black card could read “. It’s what’s for dinner.” The other players then select the white card from their hand that completes the black card in the funniest manner. Rather, funniest to the player who played the black card — this person selects the white card that wins, which ends up as a point for the player who played it. Like I said, similar to Apples to Apples.

I absolutely love this game. It is awful. It really brings out the rotten nature in people. So hilarious. I have the CAH base deck, as well as the two expansion decks and the special Christmas deck that came out this past holiday season. I’ve played countless games of CAH. It was being played last night at a housewarming party I attended. I didn’t participate in the game this time, but I occasionally paid attention to what was being played. As always, there was an avalanche of awesome, hilarious and offensive responses to the black cards. But then one particular combination came up (that didn’t win, actually) that hit home for me.

  • Black Card: <blank>: kid-tested, mother approved.
  • White Card: Another shot of Morphine.

So the sentence read “Another shot of Morphine: kid-tested, mother approved.” Why did this hit home for me? I lost my older brother to medical malpractice when he was 3 years old and I wasn’t even a year old yet. He had an accident where he was in a lot of pain, and the doctors gave him too much Morphine. It killed him.

I’m very, very certain that this particular combination wasn’t intentionally targeted at me. I believe only two people at the party even knew that I had an older brother who died. One of them wasn’t even playing the game, and I think the other who was participating was the one who pulled the black card, so they couldn’t have answered with the white. I didn’t say anything last night, but it did sting for a bit. I never got to know my older brother. His name was Billy (my nephew is named after him). If he hadn’t died when we were so young, my entire life would have been completely different. So different that I likely wouldn’t have ended up here in LA with such an awesome group of friends that just happened to create that particular Cards Against Humanity card combination.

It’s sad to me that I never got to know my older brother. How awesome would that have been. An older brother to pick on me, to defend me at school and to teach me the ways of growing up. I didn’t have that. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love my older sister, but we didn’t get along well enough when I was younger. And she is also a woman. There’s a vastly different dynamic between brothers than there is between a boy and a girl. Or between sisters, for that matter. So I got all of my male training from my Dad. Even that scenario is a bit different too, because of the 24-year age difference I share with my dad. With Billy, it was 3 years.

So am I mad at my friends for last night? Hell no. I don’t think it registered at all to the two other people present that knew I had an older brother. Like I said, one was not playing and probably wasn’t even paying attention to the game. And the other was so involved in the game, it probably didn’t cross their mind. It’s not like I make a big deal about this from my past, at any rate. The whole scenario got me to thinking about how often this kind of thing happens in daily life. One party not knowing that someone else has had something happen to them before, only to say something and totally put their foot in their mouth without knowing they’ve done so. I’m guilty of this in so many instances in the past. I had a bad stretch for a few years, often finding a way to say something insensitive to others present, only because I didn’t know I’d encroached on precarious ground, or absolutely forgetting something I’d previously known as I did so.

It comes to mind just how many times people get offended by others these days. People get all up in arms about Statement A from Person X. Chances are, Person X didn’t even know about the sensitive nature of what they said. They’re totally clueless. They didn’t intend to offend, just like my friends last night didn’t intend to remind me of my older brother Billy. It would have been silly for me to make a big deal about it. But people do this, all the time. And it bothers me. Nobody ever stops to look at whether or not the person is intending to offend. Or even if it’s reasonable to expect them to anticipate a negative reaction to what they are about to say.

Should any of my friends have expected the phrase ”Another shot of Morphine: kid-tested, mother approved.” to have any meaning behind what appears to be a joke about a kid shooting up Morphine with the blessing of their mother? Hah. No. I’m sure deaths like the one my older brother experienced are rare in history. I can’t imagine it happens all that often. So no, I wouldn’t expect my friends to think “Hmm, you know, this may just hit home for somebody in this room…” Besides, Cards Against Humanity is intended to be offensive and hilarious. That’s the whole point.

Anyway, I guess what I’m trying to get at with all of my rambling is to tell people to calm down. Not everybody is trying to offend you. Think about intent when someone says something that you don’t like. Unless they’re trying to piss you off, why get pissed off? And unless it’s a subject that’s well-known to cause strong emotions or opinions (like abortion, for example), then just take it in stride. Don’t get so stressed out. You’ll probably live happier and longer, if you do.

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Rob Zone Arcade

Feb 09 2013

Ahh, the Rob Zone Arcade. A year ago I had no idea I would embark upon a project such as this. Let me chronicle for you the journey of the Rob Zone Arcade.

Raspberry Pi

When the Raspberry Pi was announced way back when, it seemed kinda neat to me. A $35 computer, the size of a credit card. At the time, I didn’t really have any ideas for how I would use one, so I never really thought to order one. I do all of my development on a Gentoo Linux machine at home and didn’t need to putz around with a web server at all. So I passed, and waited and waited.


Last fall, however, I came up with a few ideas for a Raspberry Pi. The biggest and best idea I came up with, however, was an arcade cabinet. I found a blog post some guy wrote up about an arcade cabinet he put together. He had an old computer and decided to build it into an arcade cabinet, using emulators. I know he used the MAME emulator to achieve what he wanted. Basically, he went online and found an old wooden cabinet where the guts didn’t work anymore. The game itself was busted and so was the monitor. He tore all the guts out and installed the computer and a power strip inside. He carved out the viewport and mounted a monitor. He took an X-Arcade stick and popped it in, then made custom graphics for the cabinet. He did it pretty damn cheaply too. I think it cost him maybe $200 total. I thought this sounded like a phenomenal use for my Raspberry Pi. So… I began.

It took a good two months for my Pi to arrive. When it did, I was immensely excited. I got home and immediately went to get Gentoo Linux installed on it. Unfortunately, I discovered a flaw in my plan. I assumed that the Pi would allow me to hook up an external USB thumb stick to boot from to then install the operating system. See, the Pi loads its OS from an SD card, which is atypical – most computers load from a hard drive or solid-state drive. This was different. I soon discovered that the Pi can only load its operating system from the SD card. Not from a thumb drive.

sd cards

So I had to wait to install until I got an SD card reader/writer for my Linux machine. I had to get the operating system installed using that machine, then put the card in the Pi to run it. So I did this. I installed Gentoo Linux on the Pi using a guide I found on how to do so. Turned on the Pi… Nothing. It didn’t load. I got frustrated, so I tried the whole process again. Again, nothing. I did a bit of searching online and found an alternate guide that didn’t involve my compiling the Pi’s kernel from scratch. It was similar to most of what I’d done. So I got a different SD card and tried this process. I didn’t use the same card because I thought it was possible that the card I was using was incompatible with the Pi.

It worked! Huzzah. At this point I had a Gentoo installation of the Pi running! I slowly started getting more and more software on to the Pi. Unfortunately, since I was running Gentoo, it would take longer because Gentoo compiles everything from source. I got the Stella emulator running too. It’s an Atari 2600 emulator. I got it running with a gigantic set of ROMs, including my all-time favorite, River Raid. They ran pretty well! I was happy. I had strange issues here and there with sound and some controls, but it was ok.

pi full

Because the compiling of Gentoo packages was taking so long, I ended up getting Stella and MAME installed on my main Windows PC for testing purposes. I figured I’d get ahead and make sure the ROMs I’m getting are going to work with the emulators. This is how I ended up finding some of the initial MAME ROMs I was going to use.

I ended up having to pull the plug on using Gentoo for the Pi. I couldn’t get an X server running on it properly. For those of you who don’t know what X is, it’s this – the graphical user environment, the GUI. Remember DOS? Command-line stuff? Yeah, the “Windows” environment was basically a GUI built on top of that. Well I would need a working X server in order to run some of the emulations properly. And I just couldn’t get it running correctly. I kept hitting my head against a wall in trying to do things that were outside the norm for a Pi. So I switched to an official Linux release for the Pi. And that basically solved those problems… But not the ones that came after.

The other problems started when I tried to get MAME running. MAME is the premier emulator for old arcade titles. You know, the actual machines in an arcade, not home video game systems. I got MAME installed and I was in the process of trying to get some ROMS to work… Then I started having issues. I would get ROMs on to a USB stick and plug it into the Pi, because this was infinitely faster than trying to load up a GUI on the Pi and download them locally. Every time I tried doing this, the performance on the USB stick would decline and eventually the system would stop recognizing it. I thought it was a problem with the stick itself. It wasn’t. I started having issues with the ethernet port crapping out too. It would work upon boot, but after a while it would just stop working. Restarting networking on the Pi wouldn’t solve the issue – I had to reboot, and that wasn’t always a failsafe either.

Needless to say, I was getting frustrated. I did some research online and found the awful truth – there were problems with USB power and Ethernet port power on the Raspberry Pis. How could I run a viable arcade cabinet on a machine that sometimes lost USB power? I was going to have a USB joystick plugged into this thing! So I punted on using the Pi as my arcade machine. It wouldn’t work. I had already spent a month trying in vain to get good emulation going on the Raspberry Pi, and I’d also invested money in the other things necessary to run an arcade cabinet – the joystick and the cabinet. I decided to move on and to get a PC running for the cabinet instead.

X-Arcade Joystick

I bought this while I was still dicking around with trying to get the Pi running. It is a nice piece of equipment. It can run off of an old serial port, which is what older joysticks typically ran off of. It could also run on a PS/2 keyboard port, or the modern USB port. The Pi only has USB out of these three options, so I would always plug it into that. When I started encountering the power issues on the Pi, I knew I had to move on because the joystick cut out a few times and required a reboot of the Pi to get working again.


I had it shipped to work, since it was a big box and I also had delivery issues during the month of December at my apartment. I opened up the box and some of my coworkers were immediately interested and jealous over it. I mean, it’s a dual joystick. I would have been jealous too! I hooked it up to my work computer to test it out and to get a feel for it. It actually sends keyboard commands to the computer, so by pressing buttons I was entering things into text fields like “1bcp” and CTRL and TAB. It was interesting. Unfortunately, the up direction on the player one joystick would stick. I’d get a string of 8s on the text input after moving the joystick up and letting it go back to its neutral position.

I was able to correct this at home. I hopped online and watched an instructional video on how to adjust the joystick. I popped the bottom of the unit off and found the trigger that hitting up on the joystick interacted with. I made it less sensitive, and that did the trick. A few more tests and the dual joysticks and all of the buttons worked as expected. Awesome.

Initially I wanted to remap the commands of the joystick itself. There are four settings groups that the joystick supports. The first one is not editable, but the other three are. I was going to make these changes, but to do so you had to plug in a PS/2 keyboard to the joystick. Something I did not have. Eventually I also realized that so far, all of the emulators I was running allowed remapping of the commands at the application itself. So there was no need to map the joystick to the emulator. I could do it the other way around.

With the joystick and Pi in place, the next thing I needed was obvious: the cabinet… But…

Low/Mid PC

I had just ordered the arcade cabinet a few days before I decided that I had to give up on the Pi. So I was already invested in a decent amount of money. This is why I decided to not force the Pi and to just get a low-to-mid-range PC running for the emulators. I figured going with Windows would allow me to run beefier things on the arcade than if I was using a 700MHZ Raspberry Pi. I hadn’t built a full PC in almost three years and I thought I could build a decent one for cheaper than I could buy. Off I went to Fry’s!

I already knew some of the things I would need. The cabinet was ordered and it supported up to a 22″ monitor, mounted. It also had four speaker slots, so I’d need a 4-speaker set. Other than that, the requirements for the machine were entirely my own decision. I decided to build it more on the medium side, rather than a barebones system. That gave me a little flexibility in the event I wanted to run more demanding games on it in the future. I shopped around Fry’s and had a hell of a time getting everything in a timely manner.

pc guts

First off, they didn’t have any stock of my first two choices for cases. I ended up going with my third choice, which thankfully had a power supply in it that was strong enough to handle the load I was going to put the machine under. It took me quite some time to find a speaker solution that would work for me. I bought the same brand, but in two sets. A 2-speaker solo set and a 2-speaker with subwoofer set. To make this happen I also got an audio Y splitter for the back of the computer. I got a decent motherboard, CPU and RAM set as well. I wanted to get an SSD for storage, but the price difference was massive, so I opted for a damn-cheap 500GB hard drive.

I got an ASUS 22″ monitor and a cheap (but still way more powerful than they used to be) NVIDIA graphics card, rather than letting the video run off of the motherboard. I got a a Blu-Ray reader, just in case I’d ever need the ability to read a BD-ROM. When I went to checkout, the process was interminable. The cashier had to ring everything up, then realized that the CPU I was buying only had one in stock and it was an open box. So they had to ring everything up all over again to give me the discount. And on top of that, they goofed the second time and had to issue me a small refund because the case I got was also an open box. I don’t typically buy open box, especially from Fry’s, and especially computer parts. But I know they test their open box CPUs, and I couldn’t imagine there being a problem with an open box computer case.

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Boy, was I wrong. The CPU had thermal compound awful close to the pins on the underside, so I took De-Solv-It to the CPU, rinsed and let it dry. Same with the CPU fan. I goofed and got some of the brushed compound on the RAM as well, so I had to give them the same treatment. While those were drying, I started putting the rest of the case together… And found the reason for the open box case. The hard drive bays were crooked. The top was welded in place in one spot too narrow, so you couldn’t actually get a hard drive in almost the entire vertical length of the bays. I managed to fit it in the bottommost bay. And then I had to move the optical drive down closer to it because the power cable split wasn’t far enough to stretch the entire height of the case.

Once the components dried, I plugged them on to the motherboard and started hooking cables internally. And then I realized I should have bought a power supply where I knew what connectors were available. This power supply had only one SATA connector, yet I had two SATA power devices. Additionally, it only had a 4-pin CPU power cable. The motherboard I had was an 8-pin. Seriously, who even builds 4-pin power supplies anymore? Get with modern times, people! I didn’t have any power converter cables for internal computer components, so I had to wait for two to be shipped to me. Turns out there are adapters to make an 8-pin CPU power connector. I also got a SATA splitter to power the optical and hard drives.

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Something else I didn’t realize I forgot was a Windows disc. I figured this wouldn’t be a problem. I could just download a base installer from Microsoft, right? Wrong. The only way you can purchase a base installer for Windows 8 is to buy it retail. Or through an MSDN subscription, which I did not have and was not going to get. You can get Windows 8 online if it’s an upgrade only. This is likely an effort to prevent piracy… Asshats. I spent a couple of hours trying to find a viable way to get a digital download, and punted. Since I had to wait on finishing putting the computer together, I decided to just order a Windows 8 disc and let it arrive with the parts I needed for the power supply.

So the two power supply parts arrived and so did Windows 8. Huzzah, everything works! My cleaning of the components worked and they were appropriate dried out, a mere two days after cleaning. The Windows 8 install went pretty quickly, and I moved fast to setup preferences and to get the Stella and MAME emulators on board. I encountered a hitch when I realized that the new PC was syncing settings with my existing Windows 8 gaming rig / main machine. Got that fixed. Got the emulators setup with the ROMs in place and did some quick testing with the joystick. All seemed well! I used Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 & 2 for testing, and it went very well. I tested making sure the two speaker sets would work correctly, and did keymaps configurations for Stella. I was going to do the same for MAME, but for some reason it didn’t seem to want to remember the keymappings. I figured that was probably intended behavior and moved on.

Xtension Arcade Cabinet

My original plan for the Rob Zone Arcade (just like using the Pi was in my original plan) was to get an old existing arcade cabinet from Craigslist or eBay. I figured I could find one where the monitor and game didn’t work and pull those out. Put in a new monitor and computer and joystick, much in the same manner that the other guy did in his blog. I did some initial shopping around, but then realized that I might not be able to pull that off. I don’t have any woodworking skills, let alone any place to be able to actually do some woodworking. I ended up stumbling across a cabinet manufacturer that actually built cabinets to work with the joystick I got.

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I said what! Yeah. As soon as I saw that, it was all over. Assembly required, of course, but it was perfect for what I needed and could handle. I quickly ordered the cabinet. This happened before I went to Fry’s to get the PC parts, so I knew exactly what I’d need. The cabinet has overhead speaker slots, as well as slots on either side about midway up. The monitor cabinet supports up to a 22″ monitor with all of the appropriate mounting materials, so I just needed the monitor. The cabinet was backordered for almost three weeks before it finally got sent, and then it got stuck in a snowstorm in Missouri, further delaying its arrival time at my apartment.

I took the delays and transit time to make sure I had everything in place that I was going to need. I figured I’d need an extension audio cable and extension power cable for the top speakers, since I didn’t think those two cables would reach all the way down. As it turns out, I didn’t need the power extension and the audio extension was way heavier duty than I’d intended, as well as ridiculously longer than I needed it to be. I also didn’t have a networking solution in place. My bedroom has no wired network in it. I could have gotten a wireless card for the PC, but I knew I’d eventually want to plug in wired network devices in there, such as a Roku player or whatnot in order to play Netflix in the bedroom. So I opted to buy a wireless bridge that would connect to my existing wireless network and provide four wired ports. It came in, I tested it with my printer, and it worked flawlessly. Just a simple button press on both the router and the bridge (I got a compatible bridge) and I didn’t have to manually configure a thing. I also ordered a power squid because there were a couple of power transformers among the various power connectors. I should have paid attention to just how many power connectors I’d need though…

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The cabinet arrived and I put it together! As is typical for me, I made sure to injure myself as I did so. The instructions weren’t as good as I was hoping they would be, but I got it figured out pretty well. Some of the sections were tricky because of the way they designed the pegs, but it all fit together. The hardest part was getting the light and speakers into the top marquee section. The light was supposed to be drilled in, but I didn’t have any screws that would work for mounting. I ended up using some of my 3M hanging strips, and they worked well (but not after I had to carefully peel them off and put them back on again because the light was too low and interfered with other parts of the cabinet). The hardest part were the upper speakers. I needed them on either side of the marquee, but to put the upper section together you had to lay it on its side. I couldn’t ensure that the right speaker would stay on the right side, if I had to lay it on the left before attaching the side panel. I ended up using more 3M strips to adhere the speakers to the insides of the panels, making sure to measure in so that I could just fit the right side panel on. It worked, first time. Boy was I happy.

I had another issue in mounting the monitor. There were rubber pieces on the back of the monitor where the VESA mount points were, but I wasn’t paying enough attention to why they were there. I thought they were in place to ensure a snug fit with the screws. No, they were there as decoration and needed to be pulled off before mounting, to expose the mount holes. Ten minutes I spent trying to figure out what was wrong. Oy. Blonde moment.

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So I got it all hooked together! Got the cabinet into the bedroom and put all of the parts and everything inside of it. I ended up putting the wireless bridge inside of the cabinet, because nothing else in the bedroom needs to be wired. When I get more wired components, I’ll take it out of the cabinet and pop it into a different power strip. Because the wireless bridge was in the cabinet, I required six power spots and only had five available. Temporarily I didn’t plug in the upper speakers. Turned it on, and voila! Working arcade cabinet!

I ordered a short 3-part power strip to be able to plug in all of the devices in the cabinet. When I split the wireless bridge out, I’ll take out the extra strip with it so I can get some things plugged in, like the TV and whatever other devices end up going in the bedroom. Took a couple of days to arrive, as always, and I ended up fixing some wires that were up against some internal fans in the PC.


I ended up figuring out one final problem when I was doing some final testing of the upper speakers. I had gotten a few more MAME ROMs in the meantime and found they worked on my main rig but not the arcade machine. It wasn’t saving keymaps either. After doing some research, I discovered that I had a strange permissions issue. So I fixed the MAME directory’s file permissions to be accessible by all, and that fixed it. Suddenly I am running all of the ROMs on the machine just fine and it’s saving keymaps. It is awesome.

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rom tmntrom tmnt2

Basically, I have all of the Atari 2600 games made. And as far as MAME ROMs (remember, these are legitimate arcade titles) I am running:

  • Batman (Meh)
  • Street Fighter II: Championship Edition (I mean, if I didn’t have it, that would be fail)
  • The Simpsons (4-player… haven’t messed with it much yet)
  • Soul Calibur (I haven’t messed with this much yet either, but I loved this on the Dreamcast)
  • Tetris (bootlegged from Japan, but it’s TETRIS!)
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (YESYESYESILOVEDTHISASAKID)
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Turtles in Time (Another excellent game)

I will gradually add on to the MAME collection, and possibly bring in new controllers like light guns, flight sticks, driving wheels and more where possible and supported.

As far as the Pi goes, I’ll probably generate a new SD card for it and see if I can get Netflix and Hulu running properly on it. If I can do that, then I’ll hook it up in the bedroom. A lot of people have been making Raspberry Pis into legitimate video streaming devices.

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PHP, MySQL, Dates & Timezones

Nov 20 2012

I’ve recently had the displeasure of working with timezones on my main project at work. I work on an internal administrative system for Buffalo Studios. It has all sorts of functionality, such as content editing tools, customer service tools, reports, graphs and more. Its sole purpose is to make the lives of our internal customers easier, as well as to provide some functionality that doesn’t belong in our game environments.

When my project (let’s call it Admin) initially started, the servers it was running on were all in the America/Los_Angeles time zone. Everything from Apache to MySQL, all in America/Los_Angeles. A few databases Admin connected to were in one other time zone – UTC. When Admin was first built, it was built using the initial version of our internal PHP Framework. This framework had no knowledge of timezones and the like, since it was designed for our games, which are all run on UTC and don’t have to worry much about timezones.

With this in mind, Admin had a small utility to convert UTC dates over to America/Los_Angeles. Any date coming out of these alternate databases were stored in UTC, so a quick PHP conversion for display and I was good. Until recently.

The most recent Daylight Savings Time switch this fall caused some date & time problems for us. Not all of our servers were on UTC, and the fact that the same hour happened twice in a row caused some problems for some of our automated scripts. The decision was made to switch Admin’s servers on over to UTC at our earliest convenience. I didn’t think this would be a big problem, but it sure turned out to be.

The first thing I needed to do was to switch my local MySQL database to UTC for testing purposes. We were going to leave the app itself in America/Los_Angeles, because that’s the timezone that the vast majority of Buffalo operates in. So the system would be UTC and the app would display dates in America/Los_Angeles. That meant that all dates coming out of Admin’s database, after the switch to UTC, needed to have the timezone conversion done to them.

At first, I made this change within PHP itself. The funtionality that allowed me to easily say “this date is UTC, convert it” was extended to all dates coming out of the Admin database. Unfortunately, this posed a problem on our QA environment. QA Admin was still running in America/Los_Angeles, because it wouldn’t be converted to UTC until after our upcoming code release. So dates were borked in the meantime with the app assuming that the source data was in UTC.

Normally I would have just switched the QA server to UTC, but that’s not possible for us yet. QA Admin resides on the same machine as Dev Admin… As well as Production Admin’s MySQL database. So I couldn’t make that switch because it would adversely impact the Production database (this is being remedied early next week – Production Admin’s database will be split to its own dedicated set of servers!). So I figured the dates would just be temporarily borked during testing.

But testing couldn’t be performed properly because there were new scheduler features in some of Admin’s functionality. Being able to delay certain actions until later, for example. So how could the QA department properly test this date-centric functionality? Additionally, what if we needed to make timezone switches again?

I was willing to write these problems off, until I got one more request that made me re-evaluate how Admin was handling dates. The head of our IT department requested the ability for users to be able to set their timezone. We have some users around the world, so it makes sense for them to be able to view dates in their timezone. Thus… I had to rework the way that Admin handled dates.

The first step was for the app to automatically set the default timezone upon load. This was easy:

ini_set('date.timezone', 'America/Los_Angeles');

The next step was to have the user’s timezone preference set as the default as early as possible. This was accomplished in much the same way. We’d select the user’s timezone out of the database and then run the same PHP function above with that result.

One thing I wanted to use was the ability to tell MySQL what my connection’s timezone was. MySQL has the ability to set the system and connection timezone. If you set your connection timezone to something other than the system timezone, then dates that are selected from MySQL are automatically adjusted to your connection’s timezone. This was accomplished by doing the following, in PDO after the connection was established:

$statement = $pdo->prepare('SET time_zone=?');

I’m using date_default_timezone_get() because the database connection could be made at any time, after a possible timezone switch. The thing is, though, is that the database connection to get the user’s timezone has already been established. Once I’ve retrieved that timezone, I basically need to set the timezone for any active database sessions:

foreach (self::$databases as $database)
    $statement = $database->prepare('SET time_zone=?');

The next problem I ran into: not all of our databases are MySQL. Not all of them support setting the timezone. Thus, I still had to backup on converting the dates out of databases to the app’s timezone. Can’t win them all, right? But I had to rework the way the timezone conversion ran. We had a convenience function that did timezone conversion and formatting for output, all-in-one:

static public function dateTimeFormat($timestamp, $isUtc = true, $format = self::DEFAULT_DATETIME_FORMAT)
    if ($timestamp instanceof DateTime)
        $dateTime = $timestamp;
        $dateTime = new DateTime;
        if (is_scalar($timestamp))
            if (!preg_match('#^[0-9]+$#', $timestamp))
                $timestamp = strtotime($timestamp);
    if ($isUtc)
        $localTimezone = new DateTimeZone('America/Los_Angeles');
        $dateInterval = DateInterval::createFromDateString($localTimezone->getOffset($dateTime) . ' seconds');
    return $dateTime->format($format);

The problem here is that it assumed America/Los_Angeles for the target timezone… And only allowed conversion from UTC. Well, we now needed to support all target timezones. This function was used a lot in Admin, so it took me a long time to make the conversion over to the following functions:

static public function dateTimeFormat($timestamp, $format = self::DEFAULT_DATETIME_FORMAT)
    if ($timestamp instanceof DateTime)
        $dateTime = $timestamp;
        $dateTime = new DateTime((preg_match('#^[0-9]+$#', $timestamp) ? '@' : null) . $timestamp);
    return $dateTime->format($format);
static public function convertFromTimezone($timestamp, $fromTimezone)
    if ($timestamp instanceof DateTime)
        $dateTime = $timestamp;
        $dateTime = new DateTime((preg_match('#^[0-9]+$#', $timestamp) ? '@' : null) . $timestamp, new DateTimeZone($fromTimezone));
    $dateTime->setTimezone(new DateTimeZone(date_default_timezone_get()));
    return $dateTime;
static public function convertToTimezone($timestamp, $toTimezone)
    if ($timestamp instanceof DateTime)
        $dateTime = $timestamp;
        $dateTime = new DateTime((preg_match('#^[0-9]+$#', $timestamp) ? '@' : null) . $timestamp);
    $dateTime->setTimezone(new DateTimeZone($toTimezone));
    return $dateTime;

With these functions, I could properly take any date out of a non-timezone-supported database and convert to the app’s timezone. Additionally, if I needed to insert to these databases, I could convert to their timezone on the way in, as well. The only problem is that any of those databases could just change their timezones in the future, and it would take a bit of time to convert all of the code over if that happened. My next step on that problem, that I have yet to do, is to define constants associated with those databases so that I can reference the constant and only change it once if I ever have to. Or, I could build a way to make that conversion in our modeling systems.

One last problem I dealt with once I started using these functions – DateTime()’s constructor does indeed accept a Unix timestamp. Unfortunately, I had problems with it staying in the proper timezone. I didn’t read 100% of the DateTime() documentation on PHP.net, and thus missed a point where using a Unix timestamp to instantiate a DateTime() always results in the DateTime() setting itself to the UTC timezone. Something else to keep in mind.

So that’s it, right? No, wrong again. MySQL only does conversions on TIMESTAMP columns. DATE, TIME and DATETIME are not supported. And wouldn’t you know it, one of our games’ legacy tables all use DATETIME. So I couldn’t use automatic conversion for those anyway. All that work I put in on these three new functions would be fruitful for having to continue manually converting some dates even out of a MySQL database.

Before you get your hopes up that my odyssey wrapped up there… Don’t. I’m using Gentoo Linux for my local development machine, and everything had been handled for me when I installed MySQL. But Admin is running on Ubuntu servers, and for some reason the default Ubuntu configuration of MySQL does not include automatic installation of timezone support in MySQL. After some research online, I found that I had to manually populate MySQL’s timezone data, like so:

mysql_tzinfo_to_sql /usr/share/zoneinfo | mysql -u root mysql

Before I did this, I got errors when attempting to set MySQL’s timezone in the connection:

SQLSTATE[HY000]: General error: 1298 Unknown or incorrect time zone: ‘America/Los_Angeles’

After importing from zoneinfo, I was able to set the timezone on the connection. Yet another headache. But, thankfully, once that was done, I was set! I’d handled everything I needed to, so far, to make this conversion work. And these changes all now work on our Dev/QA servers because it doesn’t matter now what timezone MySQL is in for Admin. It automatically converts the dates on the way out. Since it’s a database I have 100% control over, I was able to make sure all dates were defined as TIMESTAMPS. Actually, the Admin database is the only one with the connection timezone set. Our other MySQL databases are outside my control and they do not have the timezones installed. So I have to manually convert anyway, in PHP.

Something to note, though, is that Admin isn’t fully using DateTime() in the way that I want it to be. It would take a lot of effort to make the full conversion, and that’s time I just don’t have. I had to take an intermediary route instead, splicing the style it used to have with a kind of bridge. If I had to do it over again, I’d do things properly from the get-go.

So here are my recommendations for building a PHP+MySQL app that needs to support timezones. In fact, I’d recommend doing this anyway. It’s good practice, especially if your app will be dealing with dates at all.

  1. Use DateTime() whenever you’re dealing with dates. Don’t use time(). Don’t use date(). Just say no to Unix timestamps in PHP if you can help it.
  2. Make sure MySQL’s timezones are installed and always set the connection timezone.
  3. Always set PHP’s default timezone at the app level, then allow user’s to select their own timezone – this should set both PHP’s timezone and the MySQL connection’s timezone.
  4. If you have to manually convert timezones in PHP, associate the source of the data (i.e. a database) with its known timezone. For example, if you have a named database, something like this: const DBNAME = ‘America/New_York’;
  5. Always use TIMESTAMPs in MySQL. You’ll probably want a DEFAULT value, which would be ’0000-00-00 00:00:00′.

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Chocoscotch Chip Cookies

Sep 11 2012

I moved in to my new apartment about a month and a half ago. My previous apartment was good, for the most part. It was a studio apartment and had a very tiny kitchen. The stove and oven were pretty unreliable as far as cooking temperature goes, so I rarely used them. And without much counter space, I rarely cooked much at all. I used my microwave a lot and that was about it. But with my new apartment, I can totally cook! I’ve got counter space, a good oven and stove, a dishwasher… I bought a totally awesome uber-powerful microwave…

Anyway, with my newfound space that actually allows me to cook, I’ve found myself slowly cooking more and more. I end up leaving the grocery with more and more stuff that I wasn’t planning on buying. Teriyaki sauce for marinades, flour, brown sugar, white sugar, eggs… I’ve started to actually be able to take care of myself and cook for myself! Hell, I’ve even cooked for Kim a couple of times already. She enjoyed my favorite family dish, Italian Delight, just enough to not say anything bad about it! Hah.

Mixin' shit up, yo!

Mixin’ shit up, yo!

Anyway, I’ve felt a bit off the last few days (week?). This past Saturday used to be a very, very meaningful day for me, but it no longer is. That’s sad to me. Additionally, today is the 11th anniversary of 9/11. And there are some other things lately that have dragged me down a bit. So to perk myself up a bit, I decided to bake my all-time favorite cookie: chocoscotch chip cookies! They’re actually just chocolate chip, butterscotch chip cookies. I like to call them by a name a little shorter.

Typically I don’t bake. I tend to consume the creations of others, such as Anne Lamsa. She’s known pretty well in the Guild of Extras for being a crazy-excellent cookie creator. She’ll bake up cookies and bring them to GoE-type events and everybody loves her creations. I do too, in fact. I’ve bothered her for some time about making these very cookies, but it seems I’m the only one that’s creating a demand for them, so she hasn’t been able to make them yet. I figured, why not make them myself?

Normally I don’t blog about cooking or baking. This is a bit of a special occasion though, because I love these cookies and it’s the first time I’ve ever baked anything outside of the baking portion of Italian Delight. So you all get to hear about it! And I’d like to give a shoutout to Olivia Youngers – she blogs practically every day about her life and manages to make her posts themed by some food that she’s whipped up recently. So Olivia, this blog’s for you!

The first batch arrives!

The first batch arrives!

I got all the necessary ingredients at the store. It was a spur-of-the-moment purchase. I didn’t have a recipe with me but I knew that the standard Nestle one was the one that Laura had made in the past that I liked so much – with variations, of course. So I nabbed some Nestle chocolate chips and found the pertinent recipe on the bag. Got all the ingredients and came home. I still needed some wax paper and a handheld electric mixer (hell no was I going to use a wooden spoon and manually mix all that up!), so I got those from Amazon (I wasn’t going to be able to bake these for awhile) and they came in today.

Mixing the batter took longer than I anticipated. I think my oven was at 375 degrees for nearly 20 minutes before I put it to use. But I got it all together and it seemed I’d measured everything properly and mixed it all thoroughly. I put wax paper down on my baking sheet and dolloped fifteen cookies. In the oven they went. The moment of truth came when I took out that first batch. They looked alright. They seemed fine. I let them sit for about 4-5 minutes on the sheet, then I tried to take them off of the wax paper with a spatula… And they wouldn’t budge. For some reason, they still stuck slightly to the wax paper. I have no earthly idea why. And the wax paper had apparently melted some of the wax to the pan, so it was slick and sticking to the pan (not fused, just slick like a piece of plastic would stick to something that’s damp). I figured out that I could slide the wax paper sideways off of the sheet and onto the counter, so I did that.

Got the second batch all done up, put them in the oven. The first had cooled enough that I was able to get them off of the wax paper with a very small amount of elbow grease. No damaged cookies. I tried the first one and…

Putting some away for my coworkers, the poor unsuspecting masses...

Putting some away for my coworkers, the poor unsuspecting masses…

Delicious. Simply delicious. Almost as good as I’ve ever had these cookies. Boy howdy if I didn’t bake these suckers up pretty well. Baking’s all about precise measurements, which is great for someone like me – I’m a software engineer. I like things precise. Measured. Accurate. This is why I’m not all that great at cooking – there’s a lot of slack in what you can do when you cook, and I always want to follow things by-the-book. But man, these cookies were awesome. So, so glad I decided to make them.

I thought maybe the wax paper was sticking to the pan because the pan wasn’t properly clean, so I gave it a full wash before putting that second batch in. Additionally, I decided to put them in for one minute less, hoping that they would perhaps not get so cooked on the underside so they may more easily separate from the wax paper. No dice; didn’t change a thing. One other issue I had to contend with was that my oven was just barely deep enough to put the tray in length to the back. I should have measured first and used my medium tray, but oh well. It barely worked.

Vacuum sealed and refrigerated for a special friend.

Vacuum sealed and refrigerated for a special friend.

So I got through all the batches of cookies and separated them out into three camps – one set I’m preserving for Kim, so that one got vacuum-sealed and stuck in the fridge. One set, a full dozen, I’m taking to work tomorrow and will unleash upon my unsuspecting coworkers who think I have culinary skills so bad it causes people to die from hunger after they’ve consumed my food. And the last set is mine, I tell you. All mine! Well, ok, not all mine. Anybody that happens to visit me before I’ve consumed them all will be able to have some. Kenny is coming over tomorrow evening for Buffy, so he’ll get to have some.

So that’s my first adventure into baking sweet stuff. And it was totally, awesomely worth it. If you want the recipe for the cookies, just ask. I’ll give it to you. That reminds me, I need to start compiling my recipes into a recipe book. I now have three. Haha…

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Intelligent Patriotism

Aug 28 2012

A friend of mine in the Guild of Extras, Leslie Crystal, linked to an article where Bill Nye implores parents to not teach children about Creationism. This got me to thinking about the whole evolution vs Creationism argument again, which of course has gone ’round and ’round for quite some time now. Go read that article, actually, I think it’s a good one.

Anyway, I again got discouraged about the fact that so many parents in this country willfully teach their children things that very sound scientific evidence is not to be believed. Being a software engineer, I am firmly rooted in solid scientific evidence, in terms of how I live my life. This is sometimes in conflict to the fact that I am a Catholic – yes, I believe there’s a bearded man in the sky that can control whatever the hell he pleases. But being Catholic doesn’t have to put me at odds with proven science.

Let’s not get hung up on that possible discussion. That’s for another day. No, this one is about patriotism. See, when I realized that I was focusing on what other people believe and don’t believe, I started to try to figure out why. Usually I’m all for parents teaching their kids whatever the hell they want. Religion, whatever – your kids are your business. I pretty much want people to be able to live their lives as they see fit, within reason. But for some reason, when it comes to science and fact, I get a bit more hard-line about people being taught (at least what I perceive to be) the truth.

So why? Why do I get this way? I realized that I was only really feeling this way about my country. Not about China, Japan, Australia, Congo or wherever else. Just ‘Merica. And an interesting concept dawned on me – does this make me a patriot for intelligence in America?

That’s how I’m going to spin this. The whole concept of patriotism is being a big proponent of one’s country. Supporting it, etc. And the whole “patriotic” argument only generally gets used in a militaristic concept. And it gets thrown around a lot by Republicans when they’re trying to act like Democrats aren’t patriotic. I’ve usually stayed away from discussions about patriotism because they can get very heated and end up in political rhetoric. But here, I make an exception. I am a patriot of the United States of America.

Why? Because I want us to be the most goddamn smartest country on this rock hurtling around in space. A smarter, intelligence and science-rooted America, in my opinion, would help us regain some of our lost ground in the world. If we willfully ignore scientific advances and stay in the “Dark Ages” (or even — eep! — regress) then we’ll continue to lose our standing in this world because we’ll be falling behind. Bad science and technology could very well lead us to innovate less, which could lead to a poorer economic situation and a general disdain for American intelligence in the world. Although we may have already achieved the latter.

I want this country to at least compete with the rest of the world, intellectually. Ideally we’d be leading the charge in terms of science and technology. A fully-educated, logic-based society could go really, really far these days. So I’m a patriot, because I want the rest of this country to pull themselves out of their ignorance and accept scientific fact for what it is – fact.

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I Am Not A Rock Star [Updated Once]

Aug 22 2012

The last 10 months have been pretty busy for me as far as job searches go. Last year Meteor Games started its decline towards bankruptcy, which it filed for earlier this year (so far as I know). The big layoff happened in mid-November, leaving me and a few others as part of a skeleton crew to wrap things up for the remainder of 2011. I started my job search during this End of Days scenario and ended up interviewing at a lot of places, before starting at Buffalo Studios to begin the new year.

Unfortunately, my job search did not end there. Things were not all as they seemed at Buffalo for me, at least early on. I was dissatisfied with some aspects of my job at the time and rather than try to stick things out, I ended up resuming my job search. To be honest, I probably shouldn’t have jumped ship so quickly, but I did. I ended up at a company called Needly. Due to circumstances entirely beyond my control, I ended up getting hired in for a job that I didn’t exactly interview for. An unintentional bait-and-switch resulted in my extreme dissatisfaction. Again my job search resumed, and through an interesting chain of events, I ended up back at Buffalo.

I’m very happy at Buffalo now. The problems I had at the beginning of the year are not present. I work on internal tools and systems. Basically, I’m a support guy for much of the organization. Need realtime graphs built? You can probably come to me. Need tools to edit player data? Me. Need a custom web board to surface customer service issues? I’m your man, Stan.

So during the last 10 months, I think you can say I’m pretty in-tune with the current state-of-affairs within the LAMP stack tech market in west LA. I’ve had a bunch of interviews and some code challenges. I’ve seen countless job requirements floating about. I’ve had an insane number of recruiters constantly getting in touch with me about possible opportunities – and all of that started a few months after I started at Meteor, so that’s been pretty constant. The companies I’ve interviewed at have been extremely varied in terms of what kinds of software they work on, their business practices, their culture and more. I’ve come a long way and with all of this experience, here I am to tell you one simple sentence that will require a lot of explanation.

I am not a rock star.

Many, many job requirements I came across use marketing-style terms such as “rock star” and “change the world.” Obviously you know what “change the world” means, but in terms of software engineers, a “rock star” is basically what you’d imagine them to me – someone who kicks ass, takes names and blows the competition away. Ideally you’d love to have tons of rock stars all over your engineering organization, right? Well, of course you want quality engineers. Aside from them, you’ll also need a good product, good product management, good executives, good financial backing, etc. But good engineers, yes.

Typically these marketing terms are coupled in with job reqs that have all sorts of interesting benefits and perks. I came across one that said the company offered three catered meals per day. Per day, folks! Shit, you’d almost never have to go grocery shopping for your home, save for weekends, right? Other perks are things like stock options, foosball tables and more.

I interviewed at one place before joining Buffalo the first time that had some incredible talent in the building. These guys knew their shit. Actually, I came across a few different places that had some high intelligence in-house. I felt humbled by one of them – Gravity. Man, those guys have sick skills and knowledge. More power to them. Anyway, this one place I interviewed at in late 2011 had this mentality of really enjoying what they work on. Everybody is excited to be there. To revolutionize the industry they were in. To change the world. Dedicated to their craft. Getting the job done.

This was all told to me, of course. I wouldn’t have been able to make this kind of characterization of their engineers (and other professionals) during the time I was there. I got so much marketing speak out of these guys it made my head spin. I had to actually ask numerous questions, some that I’m not comfortable asking in a job interview setting, just to get pertinent details as to what their environment and culture were like.

Basically, this place worked their engineers to the bone. I know someone who is friends with one of the leads at this place. He told me they’re pulling 60- to 70-hour weeks regularly to get shit done. They’re staying late on weekdays and coming in at least one day on almost every weekend. And their product hasn’t even gone to market yet. This was not an environment I wanted to be in.

See, places that use terminology like “rock star” and “change the world” are trying to sell you a job. In my experience, these places are looking for guys that have some talent, of course, but talent that they can burn out in no time flat. I understand that west LA is a startup scene. Long hours may have to be put in. But that’s not the kind of stuff I’m interested in. And potential employers can’t put “May work 50-60 hours per week” on their job reqs – they’ll never hire anybody. So they market the shit out of these things to get people in the door.

These places are trying to market a job to me, and I don’t like it. I am really good at what I do, don’t get me wrong. But I’m not a “rock star” because I want to work a human work week. I like putting in 40 hours and having the remainder of my week to myself to do what I please. Run OMGN. Hang out with friends. Play some games. Watch some TV and movies. I don’t want to spend my life working for someone else’s product. Even if I’ve got a bit of a stake in it, because chances are you’ll never make big bucks at a startup if you’re not a founder. The chances of making it big are too low.

Do I want to change the world? Sure. But I don’t want to sacrifice my life to do it. I want to live my life. Why change the world if I can’t enjoy the change I’ve created? Seriously, I’d rather have no catered meals at work at all and work 40 hours than have all of my food paid for because I’m spending 12 hours per day at the office.

I’m pretty close to being a 501 developer. Go read that link. In general, I think the idea of a 501 developer is one that doesn’t care about their craft or output. This is not the case with me. I take great pride in my work. If I push a bug out to production, I take it personally, especially since right now I have nobody on my projects to code review me. I’ve got a decent amount of autonomy at Buffalo and I like that, but it can lead to pitfalls in my output occasionally. Working with others is a good thing. Just the same, don’t mistake my pride in my work for a willingness to work forever.

A job is a business transaction. You’re paying me $X for Y hours per week. I am selling you my productivity. If I do not perform, you can fire me, just like you may replace a car that turned out to be a lemon. It’s a business transaction, to me. So why would I just up an offer to give you more and more of my precious time for the same amount of money? By staying late each day, my effective hourly rate drops because I’m salaried. Seriously, nobody has infinite time on this planet. Why would I give so much of it up when I could be making my quality of life better by spending time with those that mean the most to me?

This isn’t to say that exceptions can’t be made. If that critical system takes a shit, you’ve gotta get up and deal with it, lest nobody have a job when the morning comes. That’s understandable. Emergencies happen. What is not understandable, to me, is an expectation of working more than 40 hours per week. Adjust your product schedules if that’s the case. Don’t burn out your employees. Have a human working environment. Besides, studies made back when the 40-hour work week became standard show that 40 hours is an optimal number for human productivity. Anything more and you start getting more mistakes and diminishing returns.

I will always see terms like “rock star” and “amped up” for what they are – marketing terms to try to get brogrammers in the door. Some of us have lives, you know. Some of us have significant others and kids. Families. Family is far, far more important than putting in that extra 10 hours because you didn’t give enough time to create THE NEXT BIG THING THAT WILL OVERTAKE FACEBOOK.


A former boss/coworker of mine shared an article with me and a bunch of other software engineers we used to work with. I couldn’t find it, but he recently re-shared it. This is an excellent read about tech start-ups, and was part of the reason I even thought about blogging in the first place:

Michael O. Church: Don’t waste your time in crappy startup jobs

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Starting Over Again?

Aug 17 2012

I really don’t post here much anymore, but a quick update!

  • I’ve password-protected about 85% of all my old posts here. I don’t necessarily want to delete the content, but most of it needs to be locked down anyway. If you’re nice, I may just give you the password to view them.
  • I’m going to deploy a new design here on the blog any day now.
  • I’m not going to post that often going forward.

Expect a post soon about software engineering work conditions, etc. Getting a bit riled up on that subject lately – especially the marketing that goes into job descriptions.

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